xl is coming down today!!!

Muchos gracias to April for the link :)

Movie Theater Employee: Can I see your ID?

I handed him my ID.

Movie Theater Employee: (looks at ID, looks at me) You've got to be kidding me.

That's right folks I GOT CARDED AT A RATED-R MOVIE!

Something tells me I'm going to continue getting carded for alcohol for many, many years to come.

i couldn't resist their free shipping!

this is the third week in a row that i've bought new underthings.

:)

just kidding. maybe!

me: Latin men, huh?
korean co-worker (who is male): They're nice to look at, but not to touch

okay so anyway

for the past few months he's been nothing but a voice in the vent...until today. i was on my way to the restroom when i passed by a man on his cell phone. after i passed him he began to speak and lo and behold he had the voice of the dude in the vent! i turned back to get a better look and he caught me staring :(

anyway, that just made no sense and i'm only blogging it because the korean co-worker just told me that vent-dude is probably going to go home and blog about the asian girl with the staring problem (me) so yeah if he was then i had to beat him to it. which i probably did :)

Where's the adrenaline?

Name 10 of life's simple pleasures that you like the most, then pick 10 people to do the same. Try to be original and creative; try not to use things that someone else has already used.

In no particular order...

10. Glass of good wine + one or two good truffles.
9. The smell of genmaicha right when it's hit by steaming water
8. Having my hair brushed (ooohhhh I'm such a sucker for this one)
7. High-quality sheets against bare skin
6. Matching underwear!
5. Nostalgia brought on by old songs
4. Perusing old photos/journals/letters
3. The smell of men's cologne (as long as it smells good!)
2. Slipping out of wet clothes and into a dry martini dry pajamas
1. Good conversation witha good person :)

any volunteers?

edit: ok so steve rocks socks. any other takers?

but i also dreamed that ray accidentally killed someone with his car (bad) and that my brother was a breakdancing extra in star trek (huh?)

[10:38 AM] brother: I ate I think 5 bowls of salad last night
[10:38 AM] me: !
[10:38 AM] brother: I'm going to have the biggest poops ever

on another note, who wants to see this with me?

:)

Yesterday was Tofu Festival in the afternoon with Apes and her little sister. Evening was spent with Ape, Skim, and Ray at Yamashiro where I had a tasty black cod and too much wine and Garden of Asians Eden where we drank vodka and danced ourselves into sweaty messes (or at least I did).

Pictures shall come later!

and my feets hurt.

i'm online because my mom put a bunch of junk on my bed and i'm too lazy to clear it off. even though i'm going to have to do it eventually if i ever want to sleep.

i suck.

i'm having trouble typing but you can't really tell because i have a friend called "delete". he makes me seem a lot more together than i really am.

it's quite a shame that i don't have a "delete" (or a ctrl-z!) in real life!

wouldn't that be handydandy?

...so go the hazards of ending a relationship.

I'm actually kind of sleepy right now even though it's only 12:30. Maybe I should go to bed.

I need a new strapless bra that is not black.

One of the reasons I like living alone is the ability to walk around as scantily clad as I please.

i dunno. i just like asian guys :( esp. the computer science ones :)

So about a billion years ago a handful of us went to a food festival in Huntington Beach where we gorged ourselves on all sorts of food, wine, and beer :) There was this fantastic fruity riesling (Rancho Sisquoc) that I'd like to buy someday should I ever get the chance.

After the festival, we headed across the street to the beach to sober our buzzed selves up.

Yes, this is going to be short. All I really want to do is get these photos (among many others) up as fast as possible. I've fallen waaayyy behind.

they are making me sad!

and a bit sick to my stomach :(

(not work safe :))

[2:58 PM] brother: I decided
[2:59 PM] brother: if I ever eat too much peanut
[2:59 PM] brother: I'll probably just throw up
[2:59 PM] brother: actually, no
[2:50 PM] brother: I'll get all asthmatic
[2:50 PM] brother: then throw up
[2:50 PM] brother: yeah, that's it
[2:50 PM] brother: peanuts trigger my ashtma
[2:51 PM] me: eeeesh
[2:51 PM] me: you're like a nerdy kid
[2:51 PM] brother: I know!!!
[2:51 PM] brother: :/
[2:51 PM] brother: when I typed that
[2:51 PM] brother: I felt dorky

ps. yesterday's last post was #1900 on this blog!

i shall let you all know when i make the switch. it's been a good 4+ years on irvsjournal fo SHO :D

[3:51 PM] brother: don't let me forget my leftovers today
[3:52 PM] me: hahaha
[3:52 PM] me: maybe i'll eat your leftovers
[3:52 PM] me: after you
[3:52 PM] me: forget them
[3:53 PM] brother: I licked them all
[3:53 PM] me: :)
[3:53 PM] me: that's okay
[3:53 PM] me: you're my brother
[3:53 PM] brother: I licked them with boogers

Chicken was omega good as per usual.

FIIIINALLY got to ride GhostRider which I've been wanting to do since high school but never got a chance to UNTIL TODAY wahaha.

Ended up soaked by the end of the night since the brother and the Korean wanted to go on BigFoot Rapids which I did even though I really didn't want to get wet.

Guess who ended up the wettest?

:(

Am I going to slip out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini?

(haha double d once asked me that on a particularly rainy day)

Okay, no martini. I have leftover okonomiyaki but what I really want right now is a burrito ;P

brother: it would hurt if i stuck my fingers in your nose and tried to lift you
brother: i'm not going to do it though you've got boogers in there

what's come over me???

i've been on blogger for over six years now!

dad: you know what smells good but tastes bad? (makes a face)
dad: play-doh

on another note, i need to pick out a domain name. since www.midori.com and www.midori.net are both taken, i'm going to have to come up with something else. i suppose i could just use my name (kellymidori.com or something of the like) but i want to see if i can come up w/ something else. or if anyone else could come up with something else. i must say there is a good chance that i'll beg everyone for ideas and then just be evil and not use any of them :)

this is how someone found my page

[11:07 AM] me: you smell
[11:08 AM] brother: like awesome
[11:08 AM] me: like an awesomely horrible smell
[11:13 AM] brother: I smell like DO
[11:14 AM] me: D(isgusting) (O)uthouse
[11:14 AM] me: oops
[11:14 AM] me: hahahahahaha
[11:14 AM] me: D(isgusting) O(uthouse)
[11:15 AM] brother: more like
[11:15 AM] brother: delicious outstandingness
[11:15 AM] brother: delicious odor!!
[11:17 AM] me: DISGUSTING odor
[11:17 AM] brother: dormant orange
[11:17 AM] me: decomposing owl
[11:18 AM] brother: dagobah olive
[11:18 AM] me: dank orifice
[11:20 AM] brother: gross
[11:20 AM] me: haha
[11:20 AM] me: i win

- jones fruit punch soda. sadly, it's been discontinued! i wouldn't mind trying their sugar free blueberry or lime flavors, though :)

i went to target yesterday to check out their new GO international line because i liked the tara jarmon one so much. i ended up getting the black silk wrap skirt which i prob didn't need since i think i still have two skirts with the tags still on them =\ oh well.

while in the fitting room...

man: hey, come out and let's see if it fits.
girl: no!
man: what, do you want me to come in there?
girl: no!
man: well does it fit?
girl: ...i don't know....
man: god get out here right now!
girl: i don't want to! can't you just come here?
man: i can't go in there you have to come out here!
girl: noooo i don't want to...you come here...
man: i can't go in there it's a ladies' changing room do you want me to go to jail? get out here right now!!
(sound of door opening and reluctant footsteps walking past my fitting room)
man: oh okay, that's good. see, now you're all perky! okay we'll get this one.

it was about at this point that i stepped out of my own fitting room to see a man and a boy (12-13 years old maybe) standing right outside the fitting rooms and a girl (10-11ish?) walking back to her fitting room with her arms folded across her chest all sulky. haha. my guess? father trying to buy his daughter her first bra. possibly a single parent household. is it bad that i thought this was funny?

in other news i managed to burn a pan without burning the food in the pan. i rock.

good: i found my camera. it had slid under the passenger seat of my car.

funnelneck cardigan
most beauuuutiful sweater evAr!!! i can't spend that much money on a sweater, though. plus it prob doesn't even fit me (nothing in that store ever fits me) but i'll never freakin' know because i can't seem to find it in store :(

vosges collezione italiano
because vosges truffles are yummy and i really really want to try the rooster. unfortunately the closest vosges is in vegas and mail order would not be cool since the truffles have a shelf life of 1 week and it always takes forever for me to get my packages since i'm never home during business hours.

steak
brady and i are talking about steaks and now i want one :(

that's all. for now.